BEL BIV DE NO!!!

You Can't Park There, And You Can't Wear That!
Things That Simon Johns Simply Cannot Abide

responsibility

tardiness
littering
body odour
actors
shorts
warm lager
flying
marking
graffiti
hip hop
london road
drivers that don't indicate
loud clubs
fretless bass
fitted jeans
rubbish dancing
acid
nick-nacks
gold jewlery
common people
taxis
cassettes
rain
winter
summer
autumn
people who say scone to ryhme with cone
crap ice cream
my brighton beach in summer time
crusties

Simon cannot abide autumn